Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Don't Slap me! Sleep with me!

How much sicker can this world goes? Apparently this is such an unanswerable question. I remember when I was 14 I barely know how to communicate with the females, well I'm still is anyway. However now a 14 years old know how to force a girl into sexual intercourse (rape in short duh~) with a mere slapping threat! Much worse, it happens in the afternoon in shopping complex, no wonder staircase of shopping complex stinks!


KUALA TERENGGANU: A teenager threatened to slap a 14-year-old schoolgirl before raping her at the staircase of a shopping complex in Chukai near here on Sunday.

The girl reported to police that she followed her friend to the shopping complex at 2.15pm and when they were at an isolated spot in the complex, her friend demanded sex and threatened to slap her if she refused.

State CID chief Asst Comm Mohd Fauzi Abduri said the girl claimed she had initially refused to give in to her friend's demand but was afraid that he would assault her and relented.

He added the girl lodged a police report at the Chukai police station at 3.25pm.

As shown by the statistic
source: CIA:The World Factbook
No wonder guys are willing to do so much just to get a pussy, all due to the 0.01% difference! Oh well of course we will need to look at other factors which render the statistic incorrect like the conversion rate of lesbian vs gay (more lesbian, less woman, more competitive to get a chick) vs (more gay/queer less guy, less competitive to get a chick).

It's amazing when you try to list down things that a guy would do to get a chick/pussy/date for example:
1) Taking them to dinner, those that server in small portion and a BIG bill
2) Beer/Liquor/_____/Wine (fill in the blank with whatever that will get them drunk)
3) Perfume!
4) Diamonds, Gold, Silver, Platinum and all the bling bling
5) Dresses (just so that they can undress them later)
6) Wait, yes a verb, some are willing to wait forever for a/the woman/girl/chick/pussy to fall from the sky
7) Love, ahh... such admirable action...
8) Cash which is the easiest way, there's a reason that the oldest profession is still in practice
9) Seduce, with/without the aid of drugs
10) Drug!
11) Brute force!
12) and the list goes on as long as the word creativeness exist

What would girl do to get a/the dick? Spread their legs (works if they just want a dick but doesn't always work when they want THE dick)

"What the fuck have you done (to get a chick) lately?" - Wesley Gibson, Wanted

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