Thursday, June 26, 2008

Technocrati Tools

Kinda find these tools useful and wanna try out their functions:

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Technorati Top Tags

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If you like them visit
for the source code and how to add them to your site!

Religion, something that I can never understand

Man challenges dead half-brother's conversion to Islam
...after the post mortem, a hospital staff informed the deceased's family that the body could not be released to the family as the deceased had converted to Islam at the Penang Religious Affairs Department.
I'm was stunt when I read about this, is it true body of a Muslim cannot be claimed by their family members who are non-Muslim? Seriously must they treat religion like citizenship which once cannot have dual citizenship (beside a few countries)? All religion in general are teaching their followers to do good deeds, be be humble and kind. Can't a person embrace two set of teachings?
In my opinion it shouldn't be a problem at all, just an analogy. Hinduism believe that they shouldn't eat beef because it's a symbol of their god and the cow are working hard to help them earn their living; and the Muslim believe that they shouldn't eat pork because it's dirty and diseases could be spread from there. If one want to follow both religion, they can just choose to eat fish or be vegetarian.

So many blood was shed for the invisible 'superhuman' if they really exist is this what they really wanted? Or a small group of people had found out the truth behind the teachings and make good use of it to influence other people to perform tasks for them? Tasks like Holy bombing, holy fucking etc etc etc any verb with the Holy prefix (holy shit included?).

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Revived! I mean Restored!!

Finally facebook restore my account!! Now I can continue to spread my cause to more people muahahha

Hi Lauyee,

Your account was disabled because you took repeated actions that could be construed as spam. For instance, it is a violation of Facebook's Terms of Use to repeatedly send the same message or to make the same post. Facebook prides itself in protecting users from spam, and we take this standard very seriously.

However, after reviewing your situation, we have reactivated your account, and you should now be able to log in. Please refrain from sending the same message or repeating the same post, as further violations of our Terms will result in your account being permanently disabled.

Please also be aware that when a warning message appears on your home page, it will generally be displayed for 24 hours. It can be displayed for longer, however, if you continue to perform these actions. We appreciate your cooperation going forward.

Thanks for your understanding,

User Operations

Hey if you happen to have a facebook account join my group! LoL

Paper Pilot! Try beating me!


My current high score is only 48.4M!!

Highest so far as according to youtube is 49.1M you beat the game if you reach 50M anyway.

So to give you some tips and tricks:
1) Watch closely at the video for the correct way to throw the plane
2) Here's my configuration that did best for me.

Trust me once you get the hang of it, it'll be easy.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

News that makes me really really sick!


PETALING JAYA: A policemen was arrested after he allegedly raped a 17-year-old girl who was brought into the police station for interrogation.
The girl was allegedly forced to perform oral sex on the policeman, in his 20s, and was raped at a police station in Selangor on June 18.
It is learnt that the girl was on a motorcycle with her boyfriend at 5am when the policeman, who was on patrol, stopped them. As the boyfriend did not have a licence, the policeman and his colleague hauled the couple to the police station for questioning.

Sources said the boyfriend and the girl were questioned in different rooms.
“During questioning, the girl was forced to undress and the policeman threatened to throw her boyfriend in jail for 20 years if she refused to obey him,” said Selangor police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar.
Fearing for her boyfriend’s safety, the girl agreed to perform oral sex on him before being raped.
After half an hour, the two were released but the girl did not reveal the incident to her boyfriend or family members.
However, two days later she confided in her cousin who promptly told her parents.
Accompanied by family members, the girl lodged a police report at the Putra Heights police station on Sunday.
Khalid said that the policeman, who is married with a child, has been detained and remanded.
“He has been suspended pending investigation,” he added.
I've got this coming in from my news feed on TheStar:Nation and it's happening in freaking PJ! Not some kampung! Worst of all it's a married policeman who convicted the crime on a minor! Is this country still safe to live in?

Over inflation, change of governments, no-confidence vote against PM, escalating crime rate, PM and his deputy linked to murder c'mon surprise me with what's coming up next. Earthquakes sinks Penang Island?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Announcement of my new blog!

I'm not much of a political guys, and if you stumble upon my blog you can see that I'm pretty much a new to this playground. Being very much affected by the result of the most recent election, I've been following the political news more and more. So much that I've become passionate about it and wanted to be part of it, hence the birth of my first functional blog: If I am Pak Lah ( It aim to
bring in more audience for political news, and create a more politically aware society. Not only as a channel to distribute factual information but also make it easily understandable and entertaining at the same time. I fully understand that this will not be an easy task, given my current command of language, but as I post, and with more support from the community, I'm sure can improve myself and learn from my mistakes that they pointed out. If you are interested to be an associated author please contact me via MSN or send an email to I'd be more than glad to have you as my partner, as the Chinese saying goes, "Three smelly skin smith, better than one Zhuge Liang" 三個臭皮匠,勝過諸葛亮

And hell, Facebook still haven't reply me yet! Dammn... If they perma ban me I'm gonna be so fucking pissed :(

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Facebook account disabled!!


Well, I've created a new blog beside this one, a blog that is more meaningful than just nagging complaining and let you know me :p

The blog is yes If I Am Pak Lah! What's the relation between a new blog and facebook account getting banned? Well I've created a group in facebook as well! Hehe, as I make a search for related group I found out that dammn there are 14 groups with similar intention! How could I not message those group creator who are like minded, so I gao gao go to message them one by one, of course using the same message.

Copy, paste, change name send. Reminds me of those days when I used to work in a Royalty Free Image distributor company in KL. Those were the days where I used to send freaking thousands of email out a day without using a bot! That's also one of the reason I got hooked on Mozilla Thunderbird, one of the coolest email client I've ever used, simple, powerful and a lot of shortcut keys so I don't have to rely on my mouse too much.

Anyway I've send a message to, just in case you don't know you should send a message to them if your account is disable to explain yourself.

Dear Admin/Moderator:

My account has been disabled for message spamming. I can understand that it is bad to ignore the warning and spam/mass message other users, especially those who are not in your friendlist. Seriously I am glad to learn that Facebook is making such effort to minimize spamming.

The reason for my action is because I recently created a group:

and I found a few like minded people who created similar group. I got over excited and merely send them a message about my group and would like to ask for their help to spread my cause via their relatively more established network/group. I am confident that they would be more grateful than annoyed by the message I sent them.

Attached is a copy of message I sent manually:

Title: Related Group about Pak Lah!

Hi Ted(I change to their First Name):

Glad to see that we have a common view about Sleeper Lah! I've created a group on face book and a blog inspired by people like you and others:

My group/blog is called IfIAmPakLah and what I aim to do is have frequent (as frequent as hourly if possible LoL but that would required a lot of us) review on current business/local/international news related to Malaysia and post up probable action that our PM aka TheSleeper would do in a constructive yet sarcastic and independent way.

This would put more people (especially youth) actively involve in changing the current political situation and may one day our voices are loud enough that they can't just ignore us.

Thank you.

Best Regards,
Andy Lim

I am really sorry about my action that cause you the trouble and would really appreciate if you could restore my account. I promise that I will refrain from my action and find other better way to promote my cause.

Thank you and have a great day ahead.

Best Regards,
Andy Lim (shut up, duh I've been using this name for ages anyway, thanks to those who can't say EnYee correctly and I'll have to think of a name to prevent them from calling me Annie)

As I'm typing here they've replied me, with a bot, baaa so much for anti-spamming duh.......

Re: Disable for spamming:
From: Facebook Support (
Sunday, June 22, 2008 2:19:07 PM


The Facebook Team has received your inquiry. We should get back to you soon. In the meantime, we encourage you to review our Terms of Use ( for more information.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

The Facebook Team

Worst of all, the bot can't even fetch your name while replying, the person writing a script the script must be a n00b g33k! Like you can see here on the facebook executives page 100% of them are n3rdy g33kzor! LoL but fuck, those n3rdy g33kzor are 1000% richer than I am :(

Saturday, June 21, 2008


I'm trying to learn this song currently, not too hard not too easy either

作词:林夕 作曲:吴国敬 编曲:Jim Lee

我的爱人不理我 可是这世界怎么说
两个人不能够在一起 一定是男的那个有错
我什么都愿意做 有什么委屈也不选择反驳
宁愿找男生借个肩膀 难听的话更多

一直保持沉默 会认为你懦弱

好女人不好过 坏男人有错
好男人不好做 是不是整个社会的错
女朋友离开我 我还要生活
原谅我刚喝过 讲得太刻薄

年纪不能比她小 好奇的人会有话说
但是钱要赚的比她多 否则人家会嫌你沦落
有义务陪女朋友 可是又没有权利放弃工作
有运气事业有点收获 没时间说承诺
谁都没有错 我喝了太多

and seriously this song is freaking meaningful, if anything goes wrong in a relationship, it's usually the guy's side that's being blamed. As if girls/woman/ladies/bitches will never make a single mistake. Especially if you din't grief over a break up, you are the one at fault.

Dammn the 9-5!

After 6 months of going back into what people deem as normal working hour, I still can't suit myself with the hours. Although there ain't much activities at night anyway but I'll always stay up until 3am at least. Don't ask why, I don't even know.

Beating the traffic to reach my office, the crowd to get my breakfast is surely suck to the max! Too bad I don't have a choice, and it's always bad for a boss to arrive the office late, when the business isn't running smoothly yet.

Okay on the side note, since I've started this blog I'll search for website with online marketing tips and try them out one by one, just to see which one is working best and hopefully I can earn enough from online marketing and aid my current business which is always in cash flow difficulties.

Anyone who happen to know and can provide me with some tips and tricks please leave a comment or contact me via email:

~> lauyee-at-gmail-dot-com <~

Oh I'd like to know how to add background image as well :) single color background is so dull

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Done with the layout

For the time being I guess, I wanted to add a background to it but lack the skill :( well I haven't have time to really design a background for it anyway. Converted it into a 3 column template that I downloaded from the internet. Man coding is so much fun and I wonder why did I gave up on it when I had a chance, but we have a huge surplus for coder anyway.

So what's up today? Still as unproductive LoL else I won't even have time to update this place anyway. Oh ya, if you happen to be here and you have a Facebook account join the "Let's break a Guinness Record! 2009 Approved by" group! They need to recruit 5million people before 2009 and the best part is each member can apply for a certificate from Guinness! Seriously why not? It's just a few clicks away and you are so bored reading this chunk of useless text anyway.

Okay here's the details from facebook
Group Info

CLAIM ID: 201898 MEMBERSHIP ID: 179432 Ok listen people!!! We applied to set a new world record to the officials last October, and now they have accepted our attempt of setting a new world record on facebook (UNITE LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN ONE GROUP) Here we need at least 5 million people to set a new and first of its kind world record here on facebook!!!!! All members who will apply for the certificate will receive an official Guinness Record Certificate from YOU CAN ONLY APPLY AFTER WE SET THE RECORD!!! All these other groups that are attempting to set a record are not recognized by Guinness records because they did not apply for setting a new world record to the Guinness officials. This group has received an official license from You can find more about our attempt and about the rules and regulations here on To take part all you have to do is: 1 Join this group. 2 Click on "Invite People to Join" from the menu on the right. 3 Select all your friends (for this record to work, you need to do this). 4 Click on "Send invitation" It's that simple. IF YOU THINK GAS PRICES ARE TOO HIGH! Then join this group

Here is our acceptance letter

CLAIM ID: 201898

Dear roy,

We are glad to inform you that your record attempt has been accepted and it has been transferred to our internal system.

From the UK: 0207 387 5998
International: +44 207 387 5998

Or by post:

Guinness World Records
Agreement In
184-192 Drummond Street

If you are successful, we will send you the current world record and details of the guidelines you must follow.

Thank you for contacting Guinness World Records.

Best regards

Records Management Team
Guinness World Records

Your are the ones who are breaking this world record everything depends on YOU YES ON YOU! Every single one of us can make a huge difference so come on LETS BREAK A REAL GUINNESS RECORD!

How many have you invited? Please write about it on the board topic ''How many have you invited''
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What is lauyeelosophy?

It was a little unexpected that this blog is still up at running after so many years, and definitely a huge chunk of inactivity. Started off with nothing but some personal nags, sharing some of the songs that I genuinely like and their lyrics, and some thoughts that I have no one around me to discuss with, bullshits that I've structured.

Soon I'll put everything into a mixing bowl, sharing lyrics with a structured bullshit story. I wouldn't update it as often as I'd like to but for people who like reading, I'm sure you wouldn't be disappointed.

Yes a picture is worth a thousand words, but it wouldn't be as entertaining as a thousand words for sure.

Sincerely yours,